prt 8. THE CONVO!

[lisa as anh's mother]

- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
LISTEN

P: Hey,
L: who's this?
P: Hey it's patrick is anh quynh there?
L: who is this?
P: it's patrick
L: How do you know anh?
P: im a friend from school
L: What school you from?
P: Hurlstone
L: Bull
P: Alright from Primary school
L: oh, ok?
L: And why are you calling at this time?
P: -goes on about someting about not gonna ask but "your brother" reckons I should"

- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
oh yea somewhere along the convo I laughed and had to pretend it was a cough and pretnend I was sick :L

[lisa as anh]

P: Oh well, can you give me your home number
L: erm no?
P:like. erm I just want to have it?
P: areyou like scared of me or something?

- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
is anyone listening --
Paul says:
LOLOL
» αndy ¬ says:
thinks hes awesome
- nickk- aimhigh [96] says:
has he actually done soemthing ?
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
i'm listening
Paul says:
yea i am lisa
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
keep going
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
OMG
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
ok ok
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
too bad we can't hear the audio on this

P: im not like the same person like before who always dogged you and all
L: well, you were like that last time I saw you (trying to make up bullshit)
P: do you want us to talk face to face or someting?
L: URMMM NO
P: Look can I just have your home number?

αин says:
and he'll not believe me\
αин says:
i sed he could
» αndy ¬ says:
NO ANH
» αndy ¬ says:
DONT
αин says:
if he went to glenfield
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
what?
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
NO
αин says:
where we'll see i=him
» αndy ¬ says:
dont be nice
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
DONT
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
NOOOO
αин says:
u guys can c him?
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
I DONT WANT TOOO
αин says:
lol ok
αин says:
lemme say i was jk
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
yeaa
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
PLEASE
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
no no
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
let him come
αин says:
Patrick says:
*then ill call you on mobile then
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
glenfield
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
please
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
anyways let me keep going ==
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
N
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
NO*
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
then I like wont be able to talk
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
oh
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
damn
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
right
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
or else he'll know me
» αndy ¬ says:
BRING HIM TO GLENFIELD
» αndy ¬ says:
our schools boring
αин says:
he signed out
» αndy ¬ says:
cmonnn
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
FUCK
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
he signed out
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
shouldev recorded convo on phone >< - lisa LEEK; - L AG says: forgot about that == anhdoffle the FEILOU says: dude - nickk- aimhigh [96] says: lol - lisa LEEK; - L AG says: damn damn damn anhdoffle the FEILOU says: why cant you now? » αndy ¬ says: YOU DIDNT anhdoffle the FEILOU says: record - nickk- aimhigh [96] says: wats his number » αndy ¬ says: shit! anhdoffle the FEILOU says: record

P: Do you reckon I'll fully bug you and all if I get your home number?
L: erm I dont want to give you my home number, sorry
P: Do you think I'd like fully bug you or something? I just need to ask you something
L: what?
P: I really want your home number
P: your voice has changed
L: Yea, it's been a long time since I've talked to you

- lisa LEEK; - L AG says: anyways
anhdoffle the FEILOU says: lol.
anhdoffle the FEILOU says: that guy
anhdoffle the FEILOU says: "i really want your phone number"
anhdoffle the FEILOU says: shameless
anhdoffle the FEILOU says: bet you it's so he can find her address
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says: LOLS!
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says: I KNOW
anhdoffle the FEILOU says: i know
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says: and then and then
anhdoffle the FEILOU says: takes like 5 seconds to do
anhdoffle the FEILOU says: and he thinks we dun know about it?!
anhdoffle the FEILOU says: man
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says: oh and somehow it ended with
anhdoffle the FEILOU says: ?
anhdoffle the FEILOU says: with?

P: Look, I just want to keep in touch with people from primary
P: And I dont want to bug and annoy you so byee
*hangs up*

anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
LOL
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
wtf
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
I KNOW
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
keep in touch with primary school people :L
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
LOLS
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
my ass
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
- -"
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
anyway
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
ima go post your story
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
up on the net
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
hahaha
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
:L
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
ok ok :L
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
make sure he doesnt read it!
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
OPERATION PATRICK!
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
WOO!
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
lol
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
course.
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
:L
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
this is the msot fun i've had in mass convos
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
for a while now
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
I KNOW!
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
:L:L
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
man
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
now you've made a contribution to the page as well
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
this is mad.
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
(H)
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
WOO!
- lisa LEEK; - L AG says:
LOLS! HE BELIEVES YOUR 5M TALL! :L
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
xDDDDDDD
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
lol
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
he's so confused
anhdoffle the FEILOU says:
he doesnt even know what to say

prt. 7, lisa is the new anh

(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	uhh
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	lisa
(11:46 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	sorry
(11:46 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	jst a lil heads up
(11:46 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	me and andy gave your number away to a freka that likes my sister
(11:46 PM) -:	O__O"
(11:46 PM) -:	Nathan?
(11:46 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	umm
(11:46 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	dw
(11:46 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	it's another guy
(11:46 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	lol
(11:46 PM) -:	O__O'
(11:46 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	demanded for her email on her bday
(11:46 PM) -:	wahh?!
(11:46 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	from her old friends
(11:46 PM) -:	what school?
(11:46 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	and has had a crush on her since primary
(11:46 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	and still does
(11:46 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	despite not talking to her
(11:46 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	or even having her bebo
(11:46 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	for 3 yeras
(11:46 PM) -:	wow..
(11:46 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	umm
(11:47 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	he goes picnic pt
(11:47 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	his name is patrick
(11:47 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	hangon
(11:47 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	lots of ppl
(11:47 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	are in on this plan
(11:47 PM) -:	GO ANH! WOO! AN MAGNETTT!
(11:47 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	lo,l
(11:47 PM) -:	plan..
(11:47 PM) -:	?
(11:47 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	take a look
(11:47 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	http://deprived-janai-zo.blogspot.com/
(11:47 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	spans 3 grades
(11:47 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	3 schools
(11:47 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	hahaha
(11:47 PM) -:	wait...
(11:48 PM) -:	wait Andy? as in you and any in my grade?
(11:48 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	yeah
(11:48 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	andy le tran
(11:48 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	we're all in on it
(11:48 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	even paul pham
(11:48 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	and nick
(11:48 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	are in on it
(11:48 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	hahahaha
(11:49 PM) -:	what does he mean by "cause my 5m frien here would like to know"
(11:49 PM) -:	?
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	oh
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	scroll down
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	read umm
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	the second post
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	it's the mass convo
(11:50 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	i had with him
(11:50 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	when he asked for my height
(11:50 PM) -:	LMFAOS!
(11:50 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	wheni said i'd bash him
(11:50 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	i told him
(11:50 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	i was 5 metres tall
(11:50 PM) -:	im reading nick
(11:50 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	had steel bones
(11:50 PM) -:	AHHAS!
(11:50 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	and was descended from chiense gods
(11:50 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	?
(11:50 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	LOL
(11:50 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	yeha
(11:50 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	nick is legendary
(11:50 PM) -:	she's mine
(11:50 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	funny as
(11:50 PM) -:	ahhas!
(11:50 PM) -:	after going
(11:51 PM) -:	"needa pick up piza"
(11:51 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	LOL
(11:51 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	yeh
(11:51 PM) -:	omfuck
(11:51 PM) -:	he's calling me now
(11:52 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	LOL
(11:52 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	i told him
(11:52 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	you're our mother
(11:52 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	have fun
(11:52 PM) -:	im pretending to be her
(11:53 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	LOL
(11:53 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	MAD
(11:53 PM) -:	oh my fuck
(11:53 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	lol
(11:53 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	what happened?
(11:54 PM) -:	im trying to be like her
(11:54 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	lol!
(11:54 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	umm
(11:54 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	you know all about anh
(11:54 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	shouldnt have troulbe
(11:54 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	all you need to know is
(11:54 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	he asked her out
(11:54 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	to yr 6 farewell
(11:54 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	and she said maybe
(11:54 PM) anhdoffle the FE:
(11:55 PM) -:
(11:55 PM) -:	he wants my home number
(11:55 PM) -:	add everyoe in 1 convo
(11:55 PM) -:	ROFLMFAOS
(11:55 PM) -:	done
(11:55 PM) -:	LOLOLOLOL
(11:55 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	LOL!
(11:55 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	kk
(11:56 PM) -:	OMGOMG
(11:56 PM) -:

prt 6. the phone number

(11:43 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	hey
(11:43 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	you want my sister's no. yeah?
(11:43 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	dw
(11:43 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	she's jst shy about it
(11:43 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	but uhh
(11:43 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	i wouldnt suggest calling too much
(11:43 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	my parents are a bit... smeh
(11:43 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	about guys calling her
(11:44 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	0401492188
(11:44 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	lol
(11:44 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	you hear?
(11:44 PM)	You have just sent a nudge.
(11:44 PM) Patrick:	so dont call to much
(11:44 PM) Patrick:	got it
(11:44 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	yeah
(11:44 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	umm
(11:44 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	if you do
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	say you're looking for anh
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	because our parents
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	keep her phone in check
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	like, in their room
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	until she's 16
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	so they can make sure that not too many guys are calling her
(11:45 PM) Patrick:	okay
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	anywya
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	if you call
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	jst ask for anh
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	say it's patrick
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	a umm..
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	hrm.
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	a classmate from school
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	about an assignment
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	yeah?
(11:45 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	should be a good enough excuse
(11:45 PM) Patrick:	okay
(11:48 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	actually
(11:48 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	you can call more if you want
(11:48 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	but jst make sure you say
(11:48 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	it's about an assignment
(11:48 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	and to apologise for interrupting
(11:48 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	[btw, our mother speaks kinda fob]
(11:48 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	[and her voice sounds a bit funny]
(11:48 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	[DON'T LAUGH.]
(11:48 PM) Patrick:	okay
(11:49 PM) Patrick:	im used to fob
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	ahkay.
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	good
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	actually
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	you can give her a call now
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	o_O
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	wait
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	but remembre to apologise
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	for calling late
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	- -"
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	we're asian
(11:49 PM) anhdoffle the FE:	we have to have manners
(11:50 PM) Patrick:	okay testin now